Monday, February 7, 2011

I'm having an affair.

I realize this is inappropriate fodder for my blog. I also realize some of you do not know me well and may not want to be burdened with my ugly truths. Others know me all too well and wonder why they are reading this on my blog. Sorry, but it's true and I need to get it off my chest. 

It is simple, really: I am having an affair.

He is just so cute {and young}.

He reminds me what it is like to be young again.

Oh and his energy!  Amazing.

Of course, it started innocently enough.

Doesn't it always.

But his skin is just so soft.

And his belly so cute.

And don't get me started on his ears.

Oh, and the way he kisses me on the neck.

I cannot resist!

Even if I wanted to, he follows me everywhere I go.

He wants to sleep with me night and day.

I've even allowed him in the bed!

I know I need to stop it.

Maybe just dial it back a bit.

I never wanted to hurt anyone.

But I fear he is on to me.

I can see it in his eyes.

He is hurt.

Of course, he refuses to talk about it.

Just like a man.

But I cannot give him up now.

I won't.

It's simply not possible.

There is no turning back.

Even if I wanted to, he is far too comfortable with the situation.

They are just going to have to learn to share me.

And the couch.

My Shadow turned away from the camera.
He cannot believe he is being forced to share me and the couch!

Comfortable may be an understatement.

Disclaimer:  This is obviously a parody and is no way intended to make light of marital infidelity which is not at all humorous.  

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