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| Official graduation photo proudly mailed to hundreds of friends and relatives. |
The top ten reasons you are insanely jealous of the 1989 Amy:
- You never owned a sweater with functional shutters.
- You were not able to find and/or accomodate the x-large clip-onto-your-bra shoulder pads, thus ensuring your stylish and broad shouldered appearance in each and every outfit.
- You did not have the modeling experience required to pull off the "talk on the phone" pose with such style and finesse.
- You never used the small pink sponge rollers to ensure maximum curl retention {hot rollers were for rookies}.
- Your bangs would not do the Texas two step -- half curled under and half standing on end.
- No one has ever pulled out a white folding chair for you and asked you to strike a pose.
- Your bangs did not extend more than four inches about your forehead.
- You did not just realize that your "natural" hair color is not near as blonde as you remember it.
- You were never bold enough to be photographed wearing a sweater displaying a pig. With a three dimensional ear.
- And clearly, because I was a SENIOR HOTTIE!
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| Amy and her parents, graduation day 1989 {note the graduation picture above is proudly displayed on the very 1980s mantel.} |
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