Friday, January 7, 2011

The wonderbar (not bra, bar).

I'll admit it (and I cannot be alone here): I have spent hundreds and hundreds of dollars trying countless beauty products claiming to solve every problem under the sun. One firms the skin. Another brightens and tightens. The list goes on. And on. It all just looks and sounds so promising and who wouldn't like brighter, tighter, firmer skin?!?

Well, I'm not sure if I just discovered the fountain of youth or if this is yet another trip down the proverbial rabbit hole, but the Wonderbar promises to solve all problems with one small bar of soap. Okay, sorry, it is not actually "soap", but it looks like a bar of soap. Here is a list of the conditions it promises to solve / address:

Brings baby skin back / Brings balance to skin – oily skin becomes less oily and dry skin less dry / Firms, lifts & puts a glow on your face in as little as three minutes / Minimizes the redness associated with Rosacea / Continues working throughout the day / Tightens and minimizes facial pores / Removes free radicals & toxins from your face, and replenishes it with the right nutrients / Fights Eczema, Acne & Psoriasis / Gives your face a natural, healthy radiance / Lightens pigmentation and freckles / Cleanses, Tones, Exfoliates and Moisturizes… / all-in-one and cost effectively Moisturizes skin after every wash (due to Chlorey’nahre) / Works equally well as a shampoo as it helps improve the scalp and hair to become soft and shiny / Works well as an aftershave treatment to reduce razor burn and the incidence of ingrown hairs.

All they left off the list was curing cancer. 


So someone, anyone, please tell me you've tried the wonderbar and have baby soft skin. Truly, with that list of claims . . .  well, we all know I'm going to have to at least try it! 

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